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  • "WHY?" he said, " I CAN'T BARE THE RANDOMNESS!" "What? A bear? Where?" little Tobby asked, "Yeah! Where's this bear?" little Timmy added. "THERE IS NO BEAR, GAH! GDAFGSDFG."
  • I slammed my hands on the table. "Look Timmy and Tobby, I meant 'bear' as in: carry, bring, or transport, not as a habirnating ursid..." Just then I was attacked by a large paw.
  • I was just attacked by a gargantuan, gnarly bear. I thought about it while the pain shot through my body. This is a tangent universe, and just by my saying the word 'bear', I made
  • a grizzly maul me. So I said, "emergency room," but nothing happened. "Paramedic." Nothing. "Anti-bear?" A small hairless thing pounced on me, biting and slashing away my wounds.
  • I shaved for 2 hours straight after the encouter, well passed the point where my face was ready to do battle with sundried hubcaps. The wheel spoke: "A spoke on a wheel, I spoke."
  • I spoke: "A wheel on a spoke" spoke I. Then my mother came into the bathroom and saw my ruined face. "Oh, dear boy!" she said. And then I turned to face her and gave her a speech.
  • "Mother, I've decided to become a pirate. I have always dreamed of becoming a pirate and to prove myself I have scarred my youthful face. I am leaving tonight." I waited for my
  • mother's reaction but when she smiled I was taken aback. "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to say that," she said with tears in her eyes. She hugged me and
  • fed me and called me George, even though that's not my name. I felt sorry for her, sitting there all confused, but backed away and ran for the door before she hit me with a bottle.

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