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Buff Spelunker trudged into the depths. The

  • Buff Spelunker trudged into the depths. The stalagmites parted, and the stalactites retracted into the ceiling, lest they be crumbled by a brush of his shoulders. An ancient para
  • ble was turned into a real experiment by Buff Spelunker, for he'd chained four philosophy students near the far wall of the cave so they could only watch his nightly shadow puppet
  • surgery. Many victims screamed, strange drippy organs were pulled out of them, the four Philosophy students tried to avert their eyes from the sick shadows. Buff Spelunker
  • was among the loudest screamers, which shook Emiko to the foundation of her soul. Buff was so burly & brave, now he was a hollowed corpse like the other Phi students. Coward Simon
  • 's parents were complete whack jobs for naming their kid Coward if you ask me but he and his brother Sue proved to be the best in these situations. They dug a shallow grave
  • l mine, declared bankruptcy, and wrote off the entire shebang. When ur boys named Coward and Sue, you can become song characters, or u can get even. When they started running guns
  • for the Mexican Cartel, shit really started to go down hill. The boys (Coward & Sue) didn't expect the Persian Muff Brigade to retaliate with such territorial hostility
  • but retaliate they did, with a vicious onslaught of ermine grenades and a rocket-propelled rabbit that decimated their numbers. In desperation, Sue grabbed Coward by the fluffy
  • scruff of his gonads and whispered, "That'll teach ya." Coward learned his lesson, alright. He crawled through the rabbit corpse-strewn battlefield while Warrior Sue retrieved the
  • feet, dyed them strange rainbow colors, strung them from keychains, and sold them at the dollar store as good luck charms.

1 Comments

  1. sundancer Nov 10 2012 @ 01:24

    Oh my goodness I loved this one. :-)

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