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Canuck Carl was canoe sprinting when he rammed

  • Canuck Carl was canoe sprinting when he rammed Synchro Sally while she was making her trademark whale breach maneuver. He made a lasting impression. Many years later at the Olympic
  • Games XXLVM Synchro Sally's great great great granddaughter had a chance for revenge. She knew where Canuck Carl's great great great grandson was staging his canoe for the gold med
  • icated powder with the extra moisture absorption, extra cooling power and extra itch relief. But first Canuck Carl Jr.#99 had to get past Synchro Sally Jr.#98.
  • Synchro Sally #98 had four arms and four legs, with the head of a lion. The lion's jaws were six feet wide!
  • There was a variant, Synchro Sally #98G, which instead of a lion's head had a griffin's head. All other specs were unchanged. Synchro Sally #98 saw extensive use in the asteroid be
  • -lt that made her knees buckle. Wasn't a griffin's head the same as a hawk's head or something?, Synchro Sally #98 wondered as she saw Io rise on the horizon. But this wasn't Earth
  • anymore, as evidenced by the sign Synchro Sally #98 saw right in front of her eyes that read, “THIS ISN'T EARTH ANYMORE.” No longer in denial, Sally piloted the craft toward Io’s
  • Orbital fueling station. He chose to use HiFlyer because of their generous Loyalty Card benefits. He planned on redeeming his 50% off Delerium Crystals + Free Space Lunch coupon.
  • However, Joof was so stupid that his coupons were Dunkin' Donut coupons. Except i'm gonna die in 1 minute so sadly i can't use my coupons
  • I know, Joof thought, I'll give them away. He gave them to the first person he saw who then immediately killed him. That'll teach him to give someone Dunkin' Donut coupons again.

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