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The impact of the bicycle as it collided

  • The impact of the bicycle as it collided with the policeman was audible. The rider had
  • been so busy assuming he owned the roads, pathways and everything else his gaze fell upon, he had neglected to
  • tell her how ravishing she was
  • Her green eyes looked at me. It was the only time I actually looked into a woman's eyes, besides my mothers', because I wanted to and not because it was the right thing.
  • Her violently emerald eyes bore into my soul.
  • Her eyes were clearly had anger management issues as they continued to assault me physically. Her cornea violently strangled me, leaving me breathless and utterly traumatized.
  • Although the strong desire of having a lover, I decided not to hit on her. I will just stay in my own world as like I did in those depressing years. I can't have a new
  • affair until I am over the old affair. Frankly, I'm sick of the whole affair. I am seriously considering making a vow of celibacy and joining a monastery where I can make beer and
  • Use my best skills. Three years later, the monks brewed their own beer and sold it at whole foods market. Jphn Mackey and Jeff Bezos thought it deserved a more unique name so they
  • told the monks to make it extremely unique. They said prayers bemoaning the misuse of the word "unique" & asked for a sign. The Lord told them to name the beer Thud.

1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 23 2017 @ 19:14

    http://foldingstory.com/0jp46/ Thud's story continues.

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