floasoldxowode

floasoldxowode
he said to his nurse with his last dying breath. "What did he say?" said his only heir. "floasoldxowode." she sighed. "floasoldxowode?" "floasoldxowode."
"What's floasoldxowode?" The heir of the recently deceased asked the attending nurse. "Floasoldxowode would have cured him, he always said. But floasoldxowode is found only in deep
wells growing as a slime mould on the backs of albino natterjack toads. Floasoldxowode extracted from the mould is the only know cure for everything from excessive ear wax to ebola
. Deafening silence echoed through the lecture hall. Finally, someone coughed. Then someone giggled. "Do you have proof?"
The man said, "I have 180 proof." The person who had just giggled just gasped, in pure unqualified anticipation.
The gasp, charcoal mellowed, drop by drop, fell through that dimension and into the shot glass of a monster on another planet, who drank the gasp and felt it burn in his throat.
The monster was from Planet X and entertained us with tales of drunkenness and cruelty. On this lazy afternoon, we shot the breeze until it poured. The flabbergasted masses of
frogs and fishes rained down on us seemed to have awoken an appetite from the Xian monster. A carnal appetite. One that we were completely unable to placate. This angered the monst
greatly, but I realized that the Xian Monster was lonely, for who would eat these frogs and fishes with him in his lonely abode? So we decided to create a truce and feasted happily

4 Comments

Woab Jun 02 2017 @ 10:56

Ah yes, ambika, I remember lazing on that sunny afternoon...
LordVacuity Jun 03 2017 @ 23:04

Thinking of that smooth gasp makes me want to listen to Four Friends by Ghost Quartet.
LordVacuity Jun 03 2017 @ 23:06

https://open.spotify.com/track/6cZzTbXF8AInfH3tsTsxcg
LordVacuity Jun 03 2017 @ 23:09

But can we ever really tell what side a person is on? Will she jump into the abyss to prove the subjunctive? I won't really know until she does it.

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