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She stirred me…stimulated, motivated, and

  • She stirred me…stimulated, motivated, and provoked me. Hours after we withdrew, she excited me…and thrilled me…and aroused me. ...I have no clue how I'm staying awake for this film
  • . "Open your eyes, young man!" Mom yelled, poking me awake. "You have to watch this educational film about the kind of woman you should never, ever date. Understand?" I nodded.
  • Mom made me sit on the couch and connected the tv.
  • "Just cause you watch straight porn don't mean you arn't gay," Mom said, "sit here and watch some Disney like a 12 year old." As she walks away, I roll down the window a run naked.
  • I run, run, run. Running naked is incredibly freeing.
  • But when you're a physical education teacher, it's frowned upon. That's how my troubles started...
  • I hadn't wanted to be a physical education teacher. I was trying to get on teaching Physics at NameAState University but then Sister Mary Elizabeth got pregnant & I had to take the
  • vow of silence to protect her. Because I could only mime at that point, they decided that I couldn't explain physics and made me P. E. instructor. I felt like a fool with a whistle
  • But, what a fool with a whistle believes: I mimed my way to teaching the physical science of Nok-Hockey to a clan of Asian acrobats. Then I broke my vow of silence and saved her
  • from the Shaman of the Cave of Doom. The Shaman, now a feeble old coot, was dozing when I arrived. I rescued her and, feeling sorry for the old bastard, left a bottle of Geritol.

1 Comments

  1. Woab May 15 2019 @ 16:04

    A story of repression and... compassion.

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