5

He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected

  • He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected radio receiving electrodes to insect antennae. Making some adjustments to his XBOX allowed him control. Now with his insect army
  • he could rule the world. "Muuahaha!! With these XBOX-controlled insects I'll rule the world!" he cried. But the insects already contained transmitters from the NSA who tracked his
  • every move. When he went down the shops and bought a jar of mango chutney, the security forces hauled him in. He'd contravened the 'Foreign Ketchup' regulations and waterboarding
  • attire conventions as well, and so he was lashed with linguine. "Now look, you! Whatever you think I've done, I haven't, and what you can't imagine, I might have but not nec
  • necessarily." He strained against his linguine restraints. "Now let's all think rationally here. You have no reason to punish me thus..." Three giant clams suddenly appeared and
  • attacked me with their walking sticks. I analyzed the way they fought. They got their powers from their top hats and monocles! I took out my flower and ran at the three clams!
  • Your powers will be mine! I yell as i sprint towards them. I am determined to defeat the trio of magical clams. Plus i had a dipping sauce and i was really in the mood for sea food
  • or nah
  • Nah
  • "What do you mean, 'Nah'? This is serious stuff, nah'mean!?"

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