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Vlastomil Keithley cringed when his early

  • Vlastomil Keithley cringed when his early paintings came up for auction. Even worse, someone was curating a retrospective of Vlastomil's "Huffy" and "Lame" period paintings. Psych
  • Teachers from around the world started snapping them up to buttress the validity of their study. Vlastomil Keithley hated that his work was a favorite of Psychologists. In fact the
  • next Psychologist he ran into was going to have his footprints all over their small intestines. "Take this, Sigmund FRAUD," he threatened to a 94-pound 63-year-old female therapist
  • Dr. Starling who'd seen it all. Another Lecter wannabee. She said, "Let's make a deal. I get you transferred to another institution and you tell me about your mother."
  • "Deal. My mother was actually a man - well, proto-Hominid, to be honest. Resurrected, genetic science." Starling looked upon me fondly, and I began to sweat. This wasn't the first
  • Time I had heard someone say this. And it was disturbing! Was this from Fukushima? After five years, it seemed to be the concensus.
  • But the Matter Shining Bishop said the glean didn't match the crime and the jury bought it. Nobody had bothered to ask for his credentials because "he's a Bishop". Fukushima fester
  • -ed like a gangrenous wound as the judge found the Matter Shining Bishop innocent on all counts. The crowd stood an applauded as the Bishop left the courtroom, but Fukushima sat in
  • radioactive dog shit and the entire courtroom had to be quarantined for seven weeks, naked, and without entertainment or air conditioning. Of course, they had an unending supply
  • of funyuns and whole milk. Have you ever tried to breathe next to a 300 lb lactose intolerant man in a space the size of an elevator? Life changing.
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2012-03-11 18:39:52
Finished
2017-11-28 01:04:08

1 Comments

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    Woab Nov 30 2017 @ 15:01

    Hilarious ending, 3mta3!

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