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Tiny organic sigils roiled and mumbled in

  • Tiny organic sigils roiled and mumbled in his new corpus. "Frocking incarnation randomizer!" He had hoped to become a spider crystal of Arcturus -- but no. Human again, despite
  • his efforts to untangle the quantum threads of karma, it seemed he was fated for another pass through a flickering lifespan as an aggressive feeble minded bipedal carbon lifeform.
  • This is what Matthew McConaughey thought as he swam around in the confusion of a 4th dimension vortex behind his daughter's bookcase. He needed to communicate with her but
  • ton pin. If she knew what those letters actually stood for she wouldn't be wearing it. Matthew McConaughey focused his mind and coaxed from the shelf a glossy magazine.
  • "Anything I can do not to find one with me on the cover. I'm so sick of being this popular. Just once I'd like to read a human interest story or someone's grandmother's recipe for
  • werewolf jerky. Said to make you wild and more popular than ever.” I read the label.
  • I read further, "Werewolf Jerky, (when eaten responsibly) will give that pep you need for walking in the moonlight or pulling an all-nighter. FDA states that this product shouldn't
  • turn you into a werewolf, but that they're just guessing about that." That was enough to reassure me, so I immediately ate the entire bag of werewolf jerky. Then all of a sudden I
  • felt a snout growing from my face and a tail growing from my back-side. "Mistake! Does anyone have any silver bullet jerky?" A passing nun wordlessly handed me some. It was too
  • hard for me to eat

2 Comments

  1. AnalogJim Mar 04 2018 @ 01:41

    See, this epitomizes what FoldingStory has been for me so far-- That opening line is very telling; a changing form, which is exactly what this story became. A new shape, then a McConaughey romp, and finally some thoughts on Werewolf Jerky. A proper merry go round of insanity and wit. Well done, all-

  2. knight_medek Mar 07 2018 @ 21:30

    Ty ty *bows*

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