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So one day Krishnamurthi asks Pasternak if

  • So one day Krishnamurthi asks Pasternak if they might eventually have one or two of those oranges along with their tea, and maybe some bread. The purple storm mirror
  • had shattered a long time ago.
  • So long ago in fact that I forgot. A second is such a long time! Maybe I jotted it down on one of these bits of paper in my pocket. Ah, here: It says this pants inspected by #3245.
  • I must leave this instant to seek revenge on #3245 for allowing the shoddy workmanship on these pants to go un-rejected, leaving me with an embarrassing split in my seat.
  • The pant threads just couldn't take it anymore! They'd been holding on with every bit of strength, but finally they started to unravel. Revelations of lacy red underthings kept
  • it together. The lingerie had also helped sew up the pants, but they became too unsexy. They died from embarrassment.
  • But then, the underwear! The tacos had caught up with me, and made the biggest, smelliest flatulence in the whole world. The Fire Nation attacked my stomach.
  • But the Water Tribe saved the day with a flood down my float, putting out the fire.
  • It was very efficient. The Water Tribe was notoriously strict about recycling. They wouldnt allow mixing the recycling and trash.
  • In the end, the Water Tribe found a new home world, several. All that they had lost and all that they had saved were finally written off as the cost of doing business in The Core.

2 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Nov 20 2017 @ 20:16

    Welcome to The Fire Nation and The Water Tribe!

  2. LordVacuity Nov 20 2017 @ 22:51

    I suspect the Air Collective and the Earth Moot are not far behind.

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