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Entrepreneurs increase their wealth, governers

  • Entrepreneurs increase their wealth, governers their power and the learned revel in their vast knowledge, but you are here to better the condition of humanity and its cousins,
  • " Aunt May said to her husband Uncle Ben. Ben smiled at his lovely wife's optimism. It just doesn't get any better than this. No need to check if the windows are locked, Ben
  • since every single one of them had been shattered. The explosion had rocked the neighborhood, sending cars 20 feet into the air. A child's bike had landed in the tree next door,
  • Fortunately, my Precious Moments collection was secure in the underground vault. As the fire ball swept through my neighborhood, my little lambs of God were safe.
  • As fire began to consume my body I realized that I felt no pain. I looked down at my arms and realized that while I was on fire I was not burning.
  • "This is fine." I said. Lifting my arms to better observe the all-consuming flames, I felt my feet lose contact with the rough earth.
  • It's a shame no one else has the ability to fly. I'll be lonely in the charred Earth. But at least I'll be alive. I watched the flames devour my town. "Yeah... totally fine here.."
  • My house burned down in a short time since the flammable materials used for the roof and insulation were put there by that cheapskate of a contractor Uncle Jim hired ten years ago.
  • Why couldn't I just have a round house of clay with a thatched roof and a firepit as in the days of people who somehow survived to implement this bureaucratic nonsense? Uncle Jim
  • laughed so hard at my idea that he split his pants. When I saw he had no underwear on, I laughed so hard, I split my pants too! Suddenly, I understood the meaning of life.

1 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Dec 21 2016 @ 19:08

    "This is fine" HAHAHAHAHA!

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