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"It's some kind of temporal eddy," Bulemia

  • "It's some kind of temporal eddy," Bulemia Tourettes explained. Capt. Janeway shook her head in dismay. Tupok continued, "It is as if memory engrams reset after only a short time."
  • Ensign Dok Tordray, hated listening to their squibble. The solar fields caused the time folds. The Alien Zhu Zanzummerz and her Hybridologist Che't Tzee called for a
  • moratorium on complex alien names. Henceforth, Dok, Zhu & Che't ditched their surnames and surfed the time folds on specialised feet bred from African Land snails & ironing boards
  • With the floral patterns. There were more more alien visitors in 2016 than in 2012. Dok, Zhu and Che't kept a written log of everything about the new visitors and interviewed them.
  • In 2017, there were even more alien visitors. They appeared on talk shows, like Ellen Jimmy Fallon, & Stephen Colbert. Mghug'r Grhuknkmn, & Glbbits wrote up articles for New Yorker
  • that talked all about the aliens. But president Donald Trump was weary of the aliens, and built a 3D structure-or a "wall"- around the entire US so that no aliens could land their
  • raping and pillaging green asses on the lawn of the Robert E. Lee Confederate clothing store for fat and tall rednecks in D'Lo, Mississippi. The Mayor purchased land from Trump
  • with a wink and a handshake, and developed a whole shopping mall devoted to white supremacists. Next to Redneck Rags was a linens outlet called Holy Sheets, which had a white sale
  • for whites-only laundry. But the colored laundry, feeling left out, decided to jump in and made the whole load of laundry unfortunately an ugly color of pink.
  • An ugly pink color that would one day write Folds on FoldingStory.com

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