Shock the monkey

Shock the monkey

's nipples, ordered King K Rool. Klump and Krusha hooked up Dixie Kong to a car battery and gave her a good jolt. "I'll ask you again, shit-slinger: where is the Crystal Coconut?"

"I'll never tell you! The Crystal Coconut is an ancient cultural artifact!" Dixie Kong cried out, and Klump gave her another shock. "You'll tell me or

you won't. It doesn't really matter." After taking a long drag on his shock-stick-cigar-holder, he continued, "You can't hide the Crystal Coconut from us any more than you can

balance a parakeet on your dick and not get talon scratches." Jacob revulsed at this thought, then continued driving on his way. He'd find the directions to the nearest place of

guidance for troubled & disturbed youth. He took the first green banana exit & ended up at a fruity disciples recruitment center. His perfect score on "The fruity test" earned him

a ripe cumquat. But alas-Francesca was not a cumquat girl. Yet again, he had failed in his fruity pursuits to find the purrfect gift for a cat her age. Simon was at the end of his

nine lives. If he didn't have kittens soon, the Simon lineage would die out. Francesca's rejection was the last straw. He figured if she saw him with that Persian skank, she'd

Get jealous and crave the D. That plan backfired when her and the persian skank got into a catfight, and she told simon she hated him. simon licked himself in contemplation.

Now knowing what she thought of him let his ego and confidence deflate to nothing. Which rendered him heartless and broken for the rest of his life.