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I used to go running in the mornings before

  • I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than
  • a quick jog with the soccer moms. A man of my age needs some entertainment and Kristen, 43 5'1" redhead, was certainly
  • not going to be able to scratch my itch. I have always been drawn to women with
  • a personality like mine. But I've been told it'd never
  • work out between a Wookie and an Ewok. Although similar looking, the genetic makeup varies significantly. That's why
  • both of their left butt cheeks are slightly enlarged!
  • Due to the new enema procedure that was being demonstrated on him at the local Wal Mart. People were standing around in
  • disbelief. They come for toilet paper and dish towels, but
  • never imagined they'd discover a grape juice stain in the shape of Jesus. They immediately knelt and began
  • to laugh, realizing that only crazy people imagine images of Jesus to justify the religious beliefs.

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