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Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer.

  • Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"
  • He decided to log back on to visit all the other boring websites starting with "The Official Watching the Paint Dry" webcam, the "Rhymes with Benedict Cumberbatch" poetry site,
  • and the even more boring "Benedict Cumberbatch Official". Why was that man so popular? He's a frumpy-faced reptilian man. 'Girls friendzone guys like me but not him?' he thought
  • But Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch was the Official Frumpy-Face of the Cucumber Lobby and very popular with the ladyfriendzone. What was it girls found so atttractive about him?
  • He knew he wasn't the most handsome, what with his bumpy face & cool demeanor. A lady in the ladyfriendzone mentioned his long middle finger, but Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch
  • had a hidden secret weapon. Beneath his stiff upper lip boiled lava pits of passion.. If a lucky lady succumbed to tea & crumpets at The Ritz then Benny 'the Cumcumber' Cumberbatch
  • would surely snatch her up. And he did. Benny "the Cucumber" Cumberbatch was in a gourd mood the next day, as he planned to take his date out for an evening of fine brining.
  • Brine Shrimp was waiting for them. "Hiya! I will take your hat and trenchcoat now." Mr. Cucumber was flying in his own microjet delivering salad. This microjet was the size of cows
  • lips is what Cuke was thinking, already in vacay mode. Brine Shrimp wondered if that would effect his navigation skills later when they needed Real Space Reentry. "Pressure is the
  • key element," Brine Shrimp said just before he pressed his lips against Cuke's. At first the pressure was intense, but as the pressure eased, their love began it's blossoming.

2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Mar 07 2017 @ 16:14

    Brokeback Planet.

  2. Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 16:27

    HA! Perfect.

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