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He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not

  • He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.
  • I yanked at the chains, making the cuffs dig into my wrists. I glowered at the bastard. "What the hell are you grinning at you son of a-"
  • And he put a finger on my lips. He said, "shhhhh, aren't you curious?" My cuffed hands throbbed. His finger smelled like square ham lunch meat. His last name was Grey, his first
  • name was Dark. A Mr. Dark Grey. He has a sister whose first name was Light. His parents must be called Black & White, I thought, forgetting for a while the pain in my cuffed hands.
  • My thoughts drifted to the Korean branch of their family & cousin Ish. Gray Ish was Kim Jong's stylist and palm reader. Suddenly Dark Gray strode into the dungeon wearing a tiny
  • thong. Whip in hand, she struck a provocative pose & spewed Korean. I was mesmerized. Dark Gray's face went purple.She yelled: "YOU TALK NOW!" "Wait, this isn't my bachelor party?"
  • "NOW! NOW!" she screamed & cracked the whip. I flinched & started babbling gibberish. I tried to make myself sound Korean so I could get this over with & back to my bachelor party.
  • Suddenly the gibberish that was coming out of my mouth started making sense. I couldn't speak Korean because I was afraid but I didn't have to be. The next time the whip came out I
  • Remembered the Keith Richards song "Before They Make Me Run" and shut up in order to avoid being arrested and jailed for possession of illegal drugs.
  • But they jailed me anyway, for possession of Keith Richards, who has done so many drugs in his lifetime that you can overdose just by breathing next to him.

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