Welcoming a black mass in this world is a

Welcoming a black mass in this world is a milestone for family friends. A black mass at the foot of your bed is always regarded as a gift from heaven.

We thanked the Lord that our mass was a healthy 9 lbs 8 oz. and was pitch black. Just a treasure to behold. The little black mass was there at the foot of our bed, and I turned to

good use every evening with my lifting calisthenics.Tatiana lifted a 31 lbs weight no hands & had her Guiness record. Since our wedlock I wanted a joint entry. My system of pulleys

& twine was disqualified from national competitions however, but intramurals were the rage. Then Tatiana's weight-lifting came under suspicion that she artificially lost her arms.

Oh sure Tatiana denied it for a long time,but when the International Intramural Sport Federation began an investigation on her missing arms, she 'fessed up. Her "Lift Strong" campa

ign was just a ruse to cover up her robotic arms. Tatiana not only had robotic arms she also took PCP to help her lift. "Lift Strong" tried to distance itself from the

Whole scene after the scandal ended Viktor's career. Tatiana grew multiphobiously. Her feet became cloppers and she started to neigh. What the hell?

With Tatiana turning into a horse and Viktor being out of a job, the family was in trouble. Unless Viktor could turn them all into a circus act. Mikey could blow milk out his nose,

and Tatiana the horse could walk sideways, but Viktor had no circus-worthy talents at all that he knew of, except for his red and bulbous nose. "We all ready have a clown," said

some Joker. "Why don't you try at the universe next door," he finished and closed the door in my face. I hated when people did that. It was my face, it was my door. I locked it.