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A priest, a rabbi and a yogi walk into

  • A priest, a rabbi and a yogi walk into
  • an airplane and take their seats. The priest orders a scotch, the rabbi orders a rum, and the yogi asks for
  • a Valium. He was surprised the priest and the rabbi were so calm. Even though he was a yogi, flying still made him feel
  • strangely attached to the ground, as if the plane were tethered to a post at sea level. He meditated on lift and
  • gravity, which led him to think about saggy breasts, which reminded him of his mother, which ... OH NO! He realized he
  • forgot to turn off the coffee pot! Luckily, the cat likes Folgers and will lap up any that spills over. The last time
  • an entire pot spilled and he spent the afternoon running in circles trying desperately to catch his own tail. Meanwhile,
  • at City Hall, the mayor's phone was ringing off the hook. "I can't take this anymore!" he exclaimed to his secretary.
  • "Get me the Batman." The secretary hurried to the closet and pulled out
  • a rubber sex toy

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