30

You're the one who wanted the new hybrid

  • You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!
  • This story is so intense i need to relieve by having a colosal dump.
  • in a bin
  • of recalled Furbys. They looked at him with those soulless, lifeless, hamsterowl eyes. Why couldn't he have been tossed in the Beanie Babies bin? The furnace was nearer
  • to all the unsold Freddy Kreuger gloves. In the shadows loomed Chia Pets. A cross was made with discarded My Pet Rocks. What was HE doing here? He was supposed be an awesome
  • Companion on a cold winter night and cook owl stew for me, but he never did that. 3-1/2 years later, he made beaver stew and served it on the best China possible, which was chipped
  • & not really China after all, but he made it work & I loved him for it. Being stranded on this asteroid with him was a godsend. This is the man I am going to die with in 7 minutes.
  • The time has come. Where is no point denying it. I do not believe in reincarnation, the moment I die after seven minutes, I will be gone. We had to make love on that asteroid NOW.
  • "For only seven minutes?" she complained, "That's not love-making, that's just a quickie. Forget it!" And so the asteroid exploded and the would-be lovers expired without love.
  • Asteroid bits and exploded parts of the lovers floated in space. Without minds to guide them, the lovers’ private parts mated and copulated in space for way more than 7 minutes.

2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jun 11 2018 @ 14:35

    Love will find a way.

  2. Woab Jun 11 2018 @ 16:23

    LOL! Hilarious ending.

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!