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There's something I need to tell you. It's

  • There's something I need to tell you. It's hard for me to say, but I must be truthful. I'm a Scottish highland dancer.
  • After hearing his confession, she knew the blind date was heading into the toilet. She'd dated a Scot before and knew
  • the dangers of kilts on a windy day. She stuffed the caviar in her mouth, washed it down with the rest of the Dom and
  • an ashtray of dead cigarettes that she found lying on the table. The howling gusts blew in while
  • the warm glow of the neon lights outside permeated the room. Carefully, she turned around, when suddenly
  • she heard the familiar sound of Charlie's breath, except it was faint and slow, as if he was
  • Very close. Right in her ear in fact. She was worried, horrified even, but intrigued. What could Charlie want?
  • She thought his he hungry and then she went to the kitchen and made some Salisbury steak.
  • Some pepper, and some salt, and yummy, it's done. When she was finished, she licked her fork and plate clean.
  • Then watched in horror as the bill set in front of her totaled $642.

1 Comments

  1. dan Nov 03 2010 @ 22:15

    This story made me hungry!

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