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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage

  • The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up
  • to be the next one to get a free bee! That's right, only today, you can get a free bee. According to all laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings ar
  • e too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway e too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
  • Fat body. Bat fodder, fat doobie. The keeps spinning round like usual though. Bees or no bees.
  • Mmm ooo wee
  • Kay Eye En Gee
  • This is how Prince Johann learned to spell. The old fashioned way. King Paulinus X wanted to home school his children and hired a governess named Elizabeth to live in the palace.
  • Alas, Elizabeth was no Mary Poppins. She beat the royal children, but King Paulinus X didn't mind, as long as they learned their spelling. Prince Johann was black and blue but read
  • to the royal children anyway. Prince Johann hid his bruises from King Paulinus X; he didn’t want to explain anything. Elizabeth held a finger to her lips, and shook her head no.
  • So the monarchy was divided between the “Say Somethings” and “Say Nothings.” Nobody acted, not wanting to offend. Spain exploited the crippled monarchy and launched another Armada.

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