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This may or may not be a brilliant fold.

  • This may or may not be a brilliant fold. Anuerin Blevins was too rat-arsed to tell.
  • Aneurin Blevins could only see into the future when he was sober which was seldom indeed. He prognosticated mild perversions with a slew of bad puns & plot twists. As it turns out
  • Mr. "A. Blevins" contributed to an obscure Exquisite Corpse-style website under multiple pseudonyms. His drunken premonitions were frequently recorded in the 180 character blurbs
  • It was often thought he was the originator of terse lit like FoldingStory, but some English majors theorize the Mr. Blevins was actually none other than
  • Joni Mitchell. Folding story was created by her for the extreme purpose of
  • saying goodbye to the traditional yellow taxi thanks to Uber and such ilk. Or whatever color taxis are in your country.
  • Joni Mitchell wrote a song about the Uber ride she had that afternoon. Her husband liked it. She recorded it and it was a huge hit. Her first #1 in decades. Another amazing comebac
  • k by an old and near-forgotten artist. Joni’s comeback encouraged song parodist Allen Sherman to stage one too. His would be harder than Joni’s since he had been dead more than 40
  • minutes, which was as long as the American public could remember any dead celebrity. But Allen Sherman's posthumous musical "Hello Muddah, From Hell!" was a surprising success.
  • The memes had almost the longevity of, say, Bad Luck Brian. But success turned sour, as the popular single, "Brimstone Swing", became yet another confusing impasse for the elderly.

3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 28 2018 @ 17:15

    Phew! Cool, somehow I managed to be the bridge for Joni Mitchell.

  2. SlimWhitman Apr 29 2018 @ 04:14

    Perhaps she took a ride between folds in the last of the yellow taxis in your country?

  3. Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:29

    Bachtopus' last line is wonderful.

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