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Buy Oxiclean for 29.95 (plus tax) and save

  • Buy Oxiclean for 29.95 (plus tax) and save -29.95 (plus inheritance)! Go to your local Super Market to buy Oxiclean!
  • And stay tuned for the long-awaited, super teased moment where we show you the FUNNIEST easter egg in the VENERATED HISTORY of Dragonball Z. You'll laugh so hard you'll likely
  • cough up a pineapple. In fact, you may cough up a pineapple so hard that your throat becomes a bomb.
  • Then boom! Think of the culinary possibilities. Lose your stomach contents and you could find cottage cheese and tidbits in your partner’s lap. Wow, that would be some impressive
  • lack of digesting and picking skills. How do you keep food in your stomach, without digesting it,for a fortnight? And why would you throw it up,pick through it & sell it at market?
  • I suppose that it's no different than being a Freegan, except it's sort of like a renewable resource Freegan. I'm hungry.
  • Freegan stepped forward naked, his body covered by crisscrossing lines, arcane symbols in ink and brand.
  • This was taken to be a sign of involvement with the Illuminati by researchers watching the footage. Freegan was a member of Bohemian Grove. This increased his following, but also
  • put him on a FBI watchlist. Gov agent Ryder was always monitoring Freegan's Illuminati Bohemian Grove club. Freegan though, was two steps ahead of Ryder.
  • Unfortunately, those two steps lead Freeman off a cliff edge, and he plummeted down to his death. Ryder tried to grab his hand but Freeman was two steps out of reach. The End?

4 Comments

  1. EtherBot Sep 18 2016 @ 04:20

    Whoops, I didn't notice the G

  2. LordVacuity Sep 18 2016 @ 08:14

    No biggie, the G won't notice you in return. You are so damned lucky.

  3. Crazydance Sep 18 2016 @ 14:21

    Will it not notice you? Maybe if you buy Oxiclean the G will forgive you...

  4. sharklover Sep 19 2016 @ 16:15

    Or you could just join the Bohemian Grove. I don't think they'd mind.

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