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Every hour on the top of the clock, he would

  • Every hour on the top of the clock, he would drink two fingers of Absolut. Then he would write a paragraph and pace. He passed his deadline by two weeks.
  • ago. He just kept writing, a paragraph an hour, drinking every hour. It was far from his best work. A harlequin romance about a rabbit breeder and a Lords daughter with warts. No
  • , not the kind of warts one gets on their hands... the other warts. Eventually, he couldn't stop thinking about *those* warts and it began to impact his writing. He was going mad
  • from those warts, the dreaded brain warts, and there was no treatment, just a slow, excruciating journey into madness and extinction, and in the meantime his writing career would
  • suffer for a lack of audience. Brain-warts have deleterious effects on readers and authors alike. Now the only books that sell are full-color brain anatomy charts with recipes in
  • Pig Latin with TouchMeTM Technology (from the Original Makers of "Pat The Bunny"). Everything had to be "hands on" these days to be considered worthwhile it seemed. Even "Porn Pat
  • -ricide", a game of skill involving figuring out where 'Pops' hid his naughty magazines, and then killing him. Oddly, the game did not catch on, as it was not tactile enough for
  • those used to a hard joystick in their hands. A little used option to play as Pop's daughter in search of his naughty magazines before killing him proved too controversial. Where's
  • Waldo Hiding The Salami?™ was another of our game offerings. Another was Sawdust Motel. If VR is more your style, we offer Take Your Hitman To Work 3: Human Resources. If you say
  • "sousaphone" during the test drive you'll get a 25% discount. Conditions apply.
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2015-12-06 21:59:19
Finished
2023-07-11 04:21:47

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    Col.Lingus Jul 11 2023 @ 04:30

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