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So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the

  • So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the Boston Tea Party
  • Your moms so old she breast feeds powdered milk
  • Your momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
  • Yo mamas like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
  • Until she gets an M60 and strikes you down in a hail of lead for even considering a pre-pubescent-yo-mama joke, that's why she decided to then also
  • tell a post-pubescent mama joke. They needed to know the difference. One was funny. One was stupid. If white people were ever going to be able to make the leap from
  • your momma being on a trampoline and not being able to get off to her being stuck in her bed cuz shes so fat, they needed to practice.
  • Let me be more specific, she needs more practice at playing the saxophone. She has always had a problem playing the instrument because
  • she was in a car accident when she was on her way to a competition. Now she needs to
  • realign her priorities, and her 1993 Mercury Grand Marquis. But after she placed a call to the Law Offices of James Sokolove. Because if you've been injured in an accident...
Started
2011-01-03 10:19:41
Finished
2011-01-03 16:15:01

2 Comments

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    MikeHawk Jan 03 2011 @ 17:07

    call the Law Offices of James Sokolove. The baddest bitch in town.
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    RhettOracle Jan 03 2011 @ 18:41

    Aren't the sixth graders back in school yet? :)

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