Once there was a programmer. Her Name was

Once there was a programmer. Her Name was Lily. but she also had a other job, an assassin. Nobody knows of this secret job except for her......

"evil" nemesis Mary-Kate, Mary Kate was always foiling Lily's plans. Whenever Lilly was given a job to kill some primeminister Mary-Kate would always be there.

This was naturally frustrating for the young assassin. So, Lily took it upon herself to give herself her /own/ assignment. She was going to kill her nemesis, Mary-Kate.

They were to meet at the Star Club to see Sick Dick and The Volkswagens perform. They had their own record label, Cockroach. Its logo was Gregor Samsa.

Cockroach produced the Bronze Beetles,whose 8-armed drummer Mungo Jafar pounded three thimbles & a pair of tacks. Their lead guitar, Gorged, a dung beetle from Liverworst was too

high on dung to play his solo and dove into the crowd instead A screaming posse of ants effortlessly caught him and raced back to their nest, briefly stopping at each ant they pass

ed to hand out a piece of him. Luckily, pieces were so small, he only lost a left earlobe. When the ants reached their nest, news had spread: Jack White was theirs. Concert posters

were put up on all the telephone polls, announcing this fantastic news. The ants brought the earlobe to the queen, who told them to

put it in a glass of ice water and hope it didn't deteriorate too badly before they could reattach it. But deteriorate it did, and mere moments later, it was green and fungal.

Which was right up vegan Steve's alley. A deft thrust and flick of his hemp chopsticks and the tasty morsel disappears down his throat. A wink, a wave, and Steve moves on his way.