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Some people think that it is awkward for 53-year-old men to listen to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits album repeatedly while furtively but furiously hoping for a sign. Others know -
that it's the only path to wisdom endorsed by my personal life coach, who must be the wisest of all the life coaches, because I'm paying him a lot of money. -
When I ran out of money my life coach gave me a credit plan with an adjustable interest rate. I had almost discovered what my real problem was when I ran out of dough. I asked -
my life coach if he could give me one last piece of advice for free, otherwise I'd surely perish penniless and problem-ridden. He submitted, and that's when I discovered that I -
was a character in a FoldingStory. My life ambition would change to the fates many writers directing me in their mecurial ways. Suddenly, I was riding a horse. -
The horse was a magic pony with big apple-like wingies and it jumped and leaped every so high! Then it got hungry and Chaz watched uselessly as it started grazing on story folds! -
Det. Manatee, who realised his stories where being eaten by My Little Pony, decided it was time for some action. But the magic equine was too big, so he called on -
Secret Agent Michael Scarn for some timely equicide. Manatee cheered as he unsheathed his anti-charm, XR-20 dagger. My Little Pony countered by fluttering her eyelashes, but Scarn -
was umimpressed by Stella's equine charms preferring thoroughbreds, so Scarn unholstered his Donkey-strength X100 TASER. Meanwhile Manatee shuffled towards us with his dagger. -
But both Scarn and Manatee were stopped by a newly deputized TSA agent on steroids. They were hastily stripped of all crime-fighting gadgetry. The terrorists had already won.
Comments
Well, that’s rather a nice Story within a Story. It’s like the house of mirrors.
By SlimWhitman on January 28, 2012 @ 13:18
indeed! And it flows pretty well too
By DanMars on January 28, 2012 @ 19:02
Probably one of the best stories I’ve read on here in a while!
By sundancer on January 30, 2012 @ 17:56
Congrats on this month’s Featured Fold people!!
By murielschipp on February 03, 2012 @ 19:12
+1 for the Perfect Dark reference, buddyboy.
By Bad. on September 16, 2012 @ 15:07
Has there ever been a more OP gun than the Farsight? It can probably handle some ponies.
By buddyboy4711 on September 16, 2012 @ 15:43
Wow, I made a reference about something I didn’t know existed at the time. In fact, I don’t remember anything about writing that fold at all. Either I’m Theseus’ ship personified or I don’t know what.
By Zetawilk on September 16, 2012 @ 18:32
May your sails stay white, GreenBanana!
By buddyboy4711 on September 16, 2012 @ 19:37
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