49erFaithful is listed as probable (chores/kids)

49erFaithful is listed as probable (chores/kids) for SF @ NE, Sunday 12/16. We'll continue to provide regular updates as the situation clarifies.

BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate nanny Jocinda is taking first-team reps at the 49erFaithful household. Mr. Faithful, "stoked" for SF @ NE, also said, "Jocinda makes a mean PB&J and

loved LBJ." Buddyboy4711 turned off the news. He was pissed because Buddyboy4718 was STILL alive. He called SlimWhitman because Slim knew people that knew people that

knew Noah, the mastermind of disappearance. Buddyboy4711 paid SlimWhitman 1,237,888 Swiss francs have Buddyboy 4718 "deleted," but oh no, Buddyboy4718 was 1 step ahead of them.

To delete Buddyboy4718, SlimWhitman shot himself with his timetravel gun & sent himself back to 4/23/11 when he & Buddyboy(0) were friends, before Buddyboy kept changing his avatar

two days after Chaz joined FOLDINGSTORY but before the cool people like PurpleProf and CrazyBananas signed up to join the mayhem. While Slimwhitman was back in time, he decided to

see anyone else was cheating by going back in time to fix all his stupid folds. If it got Slim on the leader list, maybe he wasn't alone? Sure enough, he caught

that BlastedHeath going back in time, changing a letter or a word here and there on his dusty, buried folds, hoping to adjust the leaderboard rankings. But in a time-slip BH saw

a new vision of folding. He had to make a clay facsimile of each fold, pour in molten precious metal & polish each word until they shone. Then Blasted Heath had to break the mould!

But when he did, the letters fell on to the table all jumbled. He spent days trying to get them right, but it was a futile effort as they hadn't made any sense in the first place.