"List of Things I Have to Do Today"…

"List of Things I Have to Do Today" 1. Scrub the toilet 2. Do my laundry 3. Walk Fido 4. Find out what I have in the refridgerator and make dinner 5. Find the car keys I lost last

sundancer 5/31/11 @ 23:05

Score 14
time I scrubbed the toilet - could there be a connection? 6. Find the car I lost last time I walked Fido - ditto. 7. Telephone mother. 8. Find a girlfriend. 9. Clean blood from

Daxxax 6/1/11 @ 19:24

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back car I found in 6. that I used to car-walk Fido. 10 Buy a new Fido and bury old Fido. 11. Stop watching Letterman's Top Ten. 12 Send my list to Letterman. 13. Stop making list

ChucksterAce 6/2/11 @ 21:15

Score 14
-erine popsicles. 14. Try to remember that thing I forgot. 15. Make a list of everyone on the Hollywood blacklist. 16. Make a list of all the playlists of the first generation

MoralEnd 7/13/11 @ 21:43

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17. World domination 18. Resolve the SALT talks. 19. Cure for Cancer 20. Rearrange my sock drawer 21. Remember to pick up baking powder (Pancakes YUM!) 22.

Chaz 7/14/11 @ 08:23

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Start stocking up on rogaine®, Viagra® & pepto for the retirement years. 23. Count number of hairs left in my "barcode". 24. Have my will drawn up so that no good cheating tramp

SlimWhitman 7/14/11 @ 09:24

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-oline salesman who slept with that no good cheating tramp wife of mine gets my anthrax collection in the mail. 25. Catch 'em all! 25a. Capture a Gideon 26. Reread LOTR 27. Make a

buddyboy4711 7/14/11 @ 09:58

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conglomerate list of all my other lists with color coding for importance and urgency. 28) Take the vacuum in for servicing. 29) Vacuum house. 30) Check with Manatee P.I. regarding

49erFaithful 7/25/11 @ 13:31

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my lost diamond encrusted toilet plunger. I had the Manatee P.I. searching the entire Bay of Biscay for it after it got sucked through my toilet after I laid an especially large

SlimsBro 8/5/11 @ 01:13

Score 10
Taco Bell inspired dump. Huge. I had to get the plunger after it and BOOM gone. They did eventually find it. One of those wily sea turtles had made off with it. Case closed.

PocketKnight 8/5/11 @ 11:51

Score 12