One day, Marshinassasin walked the bare bone

One day, Marshinassasin walked the bare bone streets of New York City after it has been plaque by the green virus. After fighting a very hard boss, he got high end knee pads.

With his high end knee pads he felt well equipped to brave the green plague infected streets of NYC. He tripped several time &surely would have scraped his knee on the icky green

weedy pavement while traversing the tennis courts in Central Park, otherwise. Because of the zombie plague, the place was strangely empty. When he crossed 97th Street, he saw

a teenage girl emerge from a pharmacy store, her left hand bandaged. She ran to him. "Help me, Mister! The zombies ate my parents, but I got away. Then I fell and injured my hand."

But the young man didn't trust the teenage girl, he looked at her cloth-wrapped left hand, then asked with most prejudice, "How am I sure you're not of of them (a zombie)?"

Patricia then stated simply, "No, I was arm wrestling a snapping turtle, and that's how i got these scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs"

That was unprecedented, according to the Minister of Truth. Where the snapping turtle came from, nobody knew. Its name was Gus and he walked right in the house when taking trash

became a thing, some time around the fall of 2017. His "owner" had sneaked into the apartment to "take the trash" with Gus in his Jr. High book bag. The bag snagged & dropped Gus.

His eyes brimming with tears, Gus turned on his "owner" with the fury of one thousand ill-tempered javelinas. The apartment shook due to all the commotion. When the dust settled,

Gus's owner caught him spanking off in the living room.