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My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided
Finished
2013-02-15 21:16:30
Took
1 year, 188 days, 9 hours, 21 minutes, 57 seconds
9
Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the
Finished
2016-02-09 16:05:24
Took
4 years, 169 days, 14 hours, 27 minutes, 22 seconds
9
Help! I've been laminated!
Finished
2016-02-09 01:57:05
Took
4 years, 164 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes, 4 seconds
9
You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.
Finished
2016-03-15 13:51:47
Took
4 years, 179 days, 15 hours, 28 minutes, 47 seconds
8
So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from
Finished
2010-05-26 14:57:17
Took
14 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes, 12 seconds
8
The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he
Finished
2010-10-25 10:28:15
Took
155 days, 13 hours, 53 minutes, 20 seconds
8
It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready
Finished
2010-10-03 20:33:53
Took
133 days, 10 hours, 4 minutes, 31 seconds
8
Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a
Finished
2011-04-29 12:53:44
Took
147 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes, 50 seconds
8
Gloria breathed heavily as she sat and waited for me to notice. As dogs went, she had them all beat so I made the best effort to take her out before she started to leak. Damn dog
Finished
2011-04-29 00:30:30
Took
138 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes, 20 seconds
8
Fourteen years after she was abducted, trying to decide what was real and what had had been drilled in so far that it had supplanted reality was impossible. They'd started with
Finished
2011-04-25 21:08:49
Took
134 days, 38 minutes, 27 seconds
8
His cousin had chimpanzee-laughed right in his face. Well that wasn't going to stop him from inventing a perpetual motion machine. People had laughed at Einstein when he
Finished
2011-04-24 10:50:17
Took
129 days, 19 hours, 31 minutes, 16 seconds
8
The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had a nose ring and a low cut top. Pure class. She was going to be a makeup artist. That's when the leader of the Yakuza walked in and
Finished
2012-08-01 15:25:00
Took
1 year, 229 days, 15 hours, 1 minute, 40 seconds
8
The less known about her the better. Bradly had made it all the way to his wedding day without a slip, but now that sinking feeling having once fallen in love with a stripper.
Finished
2011-04-29 22:00:30
Took
129 days, 10 hours, 16 minutes, 44 seconds
8
Ah the cold brisk air. Had to leave the chaotic crowd of family talking over family. I left the front door, walked down the front walk, meandered to the main street. Nothing but
Finished
2011-04-05 12:20:37
Took
98 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds
8
The water bubbled, like outta some kinda sci fi movie, and Martha just stared at it, certain that if she stared long enough, Devin would crawl back out. She could still taste
Finished
2011-02-16 01:32:45
Took
48 days, 3 hours, 46 minutes, 36 seconds
8
Snow settled on the pines behind his house. Trent never really paid attention to that shit anymore. It was nice to look at for the first year, but time had hoovered all the novelty
Finished
2011-02-14 00:20:12
Took
44 days, 12 hours, 59 minutes, 14 seconds
8
Giant yellow letters surrounded in an angry red circle reflected onto his face, distorting his intent with a hateful hue. He'd meant for the look to be humorously scornful, but
Finished
2011-04-21 20:24:35
Took
111 days, 1 hour, 46 minutes, 15 seconds
8
I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I lost it.
Finished
2011-01-04 23:10:49
Took
1 day, 10 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
8
While she stared down at him she was thinking about how cute he was. Then he opened his eyes and said
Finished
2011-04-29 18:13:59
Took
116 days, 3 hours, 38 minutes, 48 seconds
8
Jim walked to the end of the block and turned into the alley. He knew she was following him. He wanted her to. She'd been watching him for days. He went for his gun but she was
Finished
2011-02-16 11:37:21
Took
42 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes, 55 seconds
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