A moral end to my story would be a surprise,so when SlimWhitman was able to do it during a game of "chaz",I was amazed that being a 49er faithful fan he still voted for Nixon.Black

There once lived a gnome. One day he...

“You’re listening to WWJD 106.3 FM “The Moose”. For tonight’s Local Produce segment, we’re pleased to have Maine’s own rock keyboardist prodigy, Juan Charles. How do you do, Juan?”

It was a dark and stormy night

It was 4 am. The young donkey brayed loudly to get attention. Farmer Bias grabbed the cattle prod. He'd had enough of Dinka's antics, but when he got to the stall

The living room was a disaster area of headless dolls and strewn-about paper snowflakes. It was obviously another hit by the deadly serial killer we called "Ken" (obviously). He al

The aged willow tree looked out at the pond she eternally stood besides, pondering the point of her existence. It was at this time she noticed the light in front of her glowing

Bon mot? No, bon mojo!

I give up. After many a long debates, you win. Despite how upsetting it may be, I will now call Animal Crackers, Animal Cookies.

Captain Picard was reviewing some reports when his door beeped. "Come in," he said without looking up. Counselor Troi stepped in. She looked ravishing in a deep purple gown. Picard

The titular star of 30-years of Wacky Newt videogames stood in mutual odd quiet with his longtime nemesis Stew Shark for the first time outside of work. Mutual romance flourished.

It was a head on a dolly. A bloody dolly. But the head wasn't dead, the eyes looked around and it mouthed words to people. It rolled around scaring the bajesus out of

I had lips like Jagger, but I didn't have

That was the last straw

Interbelt mining corporation read the insignia on the ship. Sargent Beck wasn't buying it. The airlock hatch opened & he greeted the Ship's laison who glanced at the DEA agents dog

Conditions were right for the diatom takeover of the world. Feverishly building their silicate shells, countless trillions of diatoms began to converge upon the populated centers

I pushed open access panel to the heat vent. I know my landlord told me not to mess around, but we were freezing and something was jamming the tube. I found a string and pulled.

"True passion can blind a seer's eyes & oblivion reveals the honest of lies," Meg thought. Her head felt light and her brain lit up the night. She was high, coughing up insight.

Me, Tomba & Kimba had staked out a baby buffalo at a water hole & managed to cut it off from the herd. Then Sipak the Croc grabbed its tail & nearly dragged it into the water, but

The sweet young girl went to the circus.