Crunchy things are bad for your health. It causes teeth stress and digestion agitation. Which is why I use the Mushkins diet.

The moment I dreaded had arrived. It was time to explain myself. "I... I was just trying to..."

Once upon a time there was a black guy.

Listen to me. Don't take your eyes from this window. They're right behind you no- ah! I said don't look! That was close. You have to listen carefully. Look past my head. Do you see

I'll tell you a secret story if you promise you won't tell anyone.

As i stepped into the tour bus.There was all my family as we set off for my tour with a very cramped tour bus.we suddenly

I remember hearing that people would put coins on the eyes of a dead man as payment for Charon to cross the river Acheron. I wish someone bothered doing that for me because

I told my guests that I loved their shoes so that they might keep them on, the sight of crinkled toes made me dizzy and ruined more than one Amway party

"Beware, Zombie Bob is going to eat us all!" I looked up from my ice-cream cone to stare at the guy as he continued to run through the mall screaming, "Run, run!"

"I've got it. I know how we're gonna escape," Pancakes the cat said to his feline companions. They all waited in anticipation for him to say more, but all he said was

I ducked just in time. The neon pink paint ball which was clearly meant for me splattered right in Captain Spalding's face. He held his paintball gun over his head and yelled WAR!

Spock set down the tricorder and cautiously approached the gelatinous quivering blue mound. Pushing his fingers into the quivering blue flesh, he intoned "My mind to your mind,

"I can't believe you talked me into this." Jill says as I open the door. "I don't want to go in here. What if we walk in on a dead body or something?" I think she's crazy, but on

However many times he tried, Juan could not seem to pull it off...

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"...and that's how you do the Hamster Dance!" I proclaimed, an awkward smile on my face as I faced the angry crowd. I was never allowed to DJ for my friend's parties again.

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher,you overweight glop of grease now come out before somebody sees you." "▲□▬○┌⌂∩╒♦◄▐" "Secret mission?What plans? What are you talking about

I think my robot has OCD.

Resolutions I will make, but probably won't keep in 2016: (1) Spend less time on FoldingStory (2) Lose weight, exercise more, (3) Get more sleep, (4) Be nicer to Jefforama, (5)

The fumes from the blaze billowed into the sky, creating a terrifying pylon of smoke. A buzzard circled the flaming car, Jimbo didn't know where this crazy chain of events started.