So they ran Hamlet again at the school. Joey hated Hamlet. What a little weird turd Hamlet was. The English teacher said this was literature, but Joey knew it wasn't. When

"These are not the droids you are looking for..." said the mysterious cowled figure. "THOSE are the droids you are looking for." he pointed to Wall-E and Twiki, "Get 'em!"

The girl from Ipanema wasn't as he imagined her. Gentle like a summer samba. He waited for her in the bar. Each day a girl passed, but it wasn't her.

Sure, there wasn't much to see on Mars in the human-visible wavelengths. But the Martians didn't appreciate being blinded by the latest probe from Earth. Still, they had magnetic

What if your entire life's actions were recorded as if on video and were available in entirety to everyone who has ever lived upon entry into the afterlife?

He peaked his nose through the bamboo venetian blinds. The guy who had been following him waited at the street lamp. He heard a knock and turned. He got the worst nostril splinter.

The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home

She had short hair, glasses and was 53. She wore "juicy" sweats and stopped her cart in the middle of Costco abruptly. Always abruptly.

I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt of a big fluffy spaceship manned by little fluffy aliens. Everything was pink and smelled of marshmallows. The aliens looked like

The philanthropist's apprentice asked his master, "So before I can give away my millions of dollars, I must first acquire millions of dollars? This is harder than I thought." Lunch

Yesterday I was riding my bike to my house when I saw a puppy skateboarding.

Ήταν μια κρυα μέρα του χειμώνα, όταν ξύπνησαν οι σκαντζόχοιροι και είδαν όλη την κοιλάδα κάτασπρη!

"Dude looks like a lady," Tom said out of exhaustion more than anything else. "Come on man" I chided. Tom took a monster swig off his big gulp and said, "Due looks like a lady

No, it's Mrs. Robison. R-O-B-I-S-O-N. No "n." Pete smiled weakly. "So then it's not awesome?" Pete shrugged, "It's better than nothin." A mazda 3 honked its horn in the parking

Frank drove a silver car.A BMW the company lent him.The day he had to return it was one hell of a day...sad memories.All because

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Aquarius, it was the Reagan Era

estoy en la oficina mirando el computador, derrepente Spam, ....me gane un viaje al interior de mi mente

The violin started to sing and he saw the White Swan dancing gracefully, turning around, approaching to him. Sensual, virginal. Perfection taking form of a woman.

When he woke up that morning,it was late...and he felt it was indeed much too late to try to fix anything...but when he looked over her side of the bed there was a lily and a note:

The.bear.cat.ran.the.way.home.to.the.stadium.to.play.the.game.and.win.the.game.he.left.real.sad.from.home.but.knew.that.he.could.win.away.from.home