He was Satan and he'd totally taken Chthonian glee in making an evil deal with Krispy Kreme donuts that had promised them popularity but

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Anjinsan, downed the ice cold ginger beer and belched. He saw a movement behind the Fusuma and quietly grasped the hilt of his wakizashi.

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Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions annoy me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite

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Some people call it a swing blade but I call it a kaiser blade, I think i will go with Billy Bob Thorton and end up calling it a......

The young boy was walking on the side of the road heading to his friends home, and had brought with him his ipod, phone, and pet dog. He was just turning the corner past a car when

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While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...

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There once was a farmer, who lived in a castle. He had so many alligators that he didn't know what to do. One day, one of the purple alligators got loose, so the farmer decided to

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