The Nazi Party has returned

That first plunge of your teeth in that throat, blood throbbing erratically warm against your tongue throat fur consciene. Your beast lives again as intended as foretold.

OK - who here is Lady’s overprotective boyfriend & what did you do with her body?

Allan: "Hey man, I told you not to eat my pizza" Rob: "I couldn't help it"

The girl ran to the landline, exasperated. She dialed 911 with shaky hands. She stood there, heart racing, eyes frantically searching the room for a threat.

I feel like I am going to sneeze, and the sneeze is coming and sweet relief is about to take place…and then…nothing happens!

En un día nublado Pedro salió a caminar por el muelle del lago y descubrió una lagartija de colores muy diferentes y se empezó a preguntar qué les pasaba cuando se mojaban

Fat Boy Skinny and I met at the Sunset Grill…back when the Imperial Highway was still a dream…where a man with a washboard, spoon and harmonica could tell tales from times gone by.

I'm a centipede. A lonely centipede. In the last ten days I truly learned what the word sadness means. My therapist says it's a kind of depression, but I don't know. Actually

One day lil' J was in LA. He was very lost in the city so he asked a guy named Derek for directions to the nearest casino. Instead of helping him, Derek wrecked him like a skrub.

انطلق الفارس على جواده عبر الحقول و الغابات، خيله يصهل و هو باحثاً عن أميرته، يقف التنّين مقابله و هو ينفخ لهيباً من النار الحارقة، بينما تنظر الساحرة من نافذتها اعلى القلعة ضاحكة

Nothing ever starts where we think it does. So of course this doesn't begin with the vicious and cowardly murder of an FBI agent and good friend named Susy Cute. What happened was

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town cal

Well, I was at an e-learning conference and the rain was pouring.

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"Do the truffle-shuffle!" we pleaded. However, all of our efforts in convincing Nathan his 7th grade picture made him look like Chunk from the Goonies were in vain.

Hear now, the tale of the Organ Thief, his back hunched and his fingers sleek, once was a proud tribal chief, now forced to steal every week; chewing on gum and roasted beef, the

"Only $0.17 more and I'll have enough money for some ChocoFlan!" said asthmatic Ricky Two-Buns just seconds before a planet from the Bermuda 8 system collided into his bedroom.

فرندفید

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