In the beginning, the mind was in the gutter. It flourished in the seeped motor oil and Miracle-Gro run-off. Angered by the filth, the Great Moderator devised the LAW which forbade

He didn't want to hurt his amigo.

And stroking his head, she looked at him and said " Hey. I just met you and

NINJA POPE is resourceful. Caught without weapons, he once tied two pope soaps on a rope together. Soft nunchucks that left a pretty good bruise on the blasphemer, I tell ya!

Yesterday i spent a lot of time cutting out clippings from newspapers and magazines to make a collage for his birthday. I thought that would make him happy. But she decided to make

Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow bumps into me.Then I get mad and yell at it. My nosy neighbors called the cops on me and that's how I ended up here. It all started

"Hello," said Alison. "Hello," said Jan. "We are so glad us two get to work with you Alex. You are just a real hero to us." Alex looked embarassed by the compliments.

One day I met a chicken on the road.

Where is my mommy?

Sometimes it’s best not to go home again. I never understood why they say "Home is where the heart is" because my heart has never been within my home. My heart belongs on the stage

As she walked down the dark foggy street, she couldn't see what was ahead of her. She was worried sick that she was still be followed by that man from the club.

I detected that familiar light, feral and quite frightening, in Jake's striking eyes even before he steadied to jump. "And remember," he said. "Danger is not my name- it's my life"

I don't have a face.

She was left in the dark alone with no one to comfort her or tell her it was going to be okay.

صدای زنگ کابین به صدا در آمد،مسئول امنیتی ایرفورس وان وارد کابین خلبان شد ، گویا مشکلی پیش آمده بود کاپتان به سروان جوانی که مسئول تامین امنیت داخلی ایرفورس وان بود رو کرد و گفت

"Wag yer tail! Wag yer tail!" I said to my dog, but for some reason Maggie thought I was talking to her.

I will punch you in the back of the back. You call it your chest. You better rest on the ground while you're vleeding to death to this verse of one breath you attempt to stand. You

Conditions were right for the diatom takeover of the world. Feverishly building their silicate shells, countless trillions of diatoms began to converge upon the populated centers

I grew up in the 1960s in small house that fit a family of seven just fine in those days. There was no such thing as not sharing a bedroom with another sibling, or

After the gig me and the boys hooked up with the groupies, and as true rock-gods hit up some Charlie and champagne, things spiralled out of control when Jimmy the guitarist smashed