I placed my order at one of the finest restruants in France. I turned to my friend, impressed with my French skills. "What did you say?" He asked. Just then, police sirens wailed.

Lawyers roll down the hill listnening to those parliament walls crashing and clanging and making a darned pest of themselves. Arghhh!!!!

What is the definition of love?

She had begged and plead that he go to a synagogue so the demon attacks stop finally. But he had never wanted to go, so she drove him there and got out of the car with him.

She looked down on her feet and let the tears fall down her cheeks. Emma was the typical girl who felt like shit and useless. Her mom made that clear to her.

With global warming, the seasons accelerated to a one week cycle. Snow on Sunday, Swimming by Wednesday, and leaves falling Saturday.

The Waterboys agreed to meet The Bookhouse Boys at the Roadhouse. "Harry, I'm feeling edgy and somewhat deckled. You?" The traffic light changed. "I'm not sure, Coop. This

"How many bullets does it take to kill this machine?" Doug said as he finished the clip into my Honda Accord. "It looks so much more easier in the movies" Doug said as he reloaded

Echo walked, focusing on the throbbing in his arm to drown out his rage. He was supposed to be a good bounty hunter, but teaming up with thugs was turning out to be a bad idea.

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Beyonce's Nipples Costume Kicks Off Concert Tour (PHOTOS). Brain Research, as Only Vegas Can. A reality TV Mars landing may be silly, but at least its on the right track. Alien

The scent of the ink still wet on the divorce papers was cause for reflection; it smelled like, her...you know who...the one you can't stop thinking about...like, lilacs in summer.

It's raining outside. My dog doesn't like the rain.

"No really, Clancy, pick the sword. It's right there by your left foot. Be careful. It's alive. It knows where we're going next. No you can't ask it for wishes."

Nia had something of a raw talent for waxing, though she lacked her sisters' polish. When the twilight of hirsutism threatened the family business, Nia quickly uprooted it with hot

This will end here, with nothing to mark its passing.

It was a wondrous day. The sun was shining, the birds were cawing , there was a gull picking at crab legs washed up on the shore.

My dear Matilda, I write this romantic suicide note with the most melancholic of intentions. I gingerly clutch this quill when I could use my Ipad. But my love is too wide and

"A window cleaner me " read the side of the van, but it was filled with electronics and a half mile above the desert, operatives were bugging the windows of the Burj Khalifa.

I like pie.