I wanted to make a warm and fuzzy crayola drawing of two puppies playing tug 'o war with a tube sock. Then the owner smiling. The caption reads, "Fuck the police." If I gave

New York music is music that starts with horn

And after all that hard work, all she said was "Bravo, and now go mow the lawn, we will have guests tonight." Guests. The last time we had guests was in 1979, and all that happened

As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...

after puting on the jumpsuit and getting ready to jump off the cliff i turned around and I seen

I was sitting at the tip of the ifle tower and

I was slowly walking to school on my first day, and seeing that all the students have already left me. As I hear the bell ring from miles away, a sudden male student grabs my hand

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very

The bear had power bursts all around it. It was facing East.

And the dog got his wish. Two opposable thumbs sprouted out of his paws. His eyes shifted left and right. He reached for the refrigerator and...pulled. It worked! The refrigerator

I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

With the hauls of the wolves in the dungeon like forest, the night started. The queen held the curtains to hide the awful massacre that was planned to role on forest that night.

Harper had to be honest with himself. He was in love with a werewolf. He didn't mind the drooling and snarling - that wasn't much different than his ex when she forgot to take her

His mom wore a mumu and smoked GPC menthols while drinking huge amounts of foamy instant ice tea. It was

The boy, or Empty-Sockets Shafaqat, as he was known, tugged on his camel's rope and lead him to the the tallest dune. Every Bedouin knew it was actually the camel who lead the boy.

It was a cold dreary day and the only thing that kept him warm was the hoodie that had the smell of stale cigarettes. Fall leaves crunched below his feet as he ambled along.

I can't believe that our football team lost their first game to

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

One of my biggest regrets is letting myself believe that we had something.

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