I heard loud footsteps thudding through the bushes, much to big to be human. "RAWR!!!" A loud roar rang out and I saw a lizard-like head pop out from between the trees. "HAI!" It

Se despertó pero no podía abrir los ojos. Sabía que había alguien ahí y...

It was a fateful meeting on the night of December 18th, 1949. Ralph Johnson knew that it was only a matter of time before the events of earlier year would come back to haunt him.

Tapping away at her terminal, Lucy the receptionist looked up to see a well-dressed hobo stroll in through the revolving metro door. She knew he was a hobo though because

"Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble." These words I chanted as I stirred the cauldron filled with a green, bubbling & delicious smelling potion. It was

Sickly yellow clouds coated the dawn sky and this combined with the sulfurous stench of the shallow pools made me want to retch. How could this be? All I did was push one little

The soft pecking that used to be such a comfort was now an annoyance. It sounded like a jackhammer piercing the concrete. It's always the same thing! Peck peck peck. EVERY-DARN-DAY

When I started this one I was hoping to tell you a little something that I am about to make up as I type and listen to Joe Walsh and his wah wah. You did not see it but there was a

Asher Korovin's heartfelt painting – the result of cosmic emanations filtered through his transitory self – "The Brooklyn Charbucks" never caused much of a stir. Nonetheless,

It was just one of those days. The portable death ray couldn't be propped up on the balcony because SOMONE forgot to bring a three-prong extension chord. Good minions are hard to

The awards hung on the wall like insects pinned in a killing jar. The fluorescent lights gave his skin the sallow tone of a smoker's teeth, and it was obvious to all but him that

David never knew when the call for the typing would begin, but he always felt the pull even if he was home or not. When a ribbon of thought would catch his attention in that way

Before making the final decision, I consulted my girlfriend Suzie and her daughter Kylie with whom I lived. Naturally, Kylie showed all of restraint any child of 10 would when

One day a girl was walking to school. On her way there, a magical bean jumped out of a random closet door and started dancing in front of her the girl was scared because she didnt

I was tired of being so clever and self-involved, but the baroque tapestry of my superior mind had already been woven. I avoided commoners for their sake; even a simple "hello"

A Wild Snorlax Appeared! What will you do?

I lay aghast in my cradle as the train rocked through the wasteland. Already I had serious doubts that I would ever forgive myself for being born in such times. Grimly I endured

I sneezed and she said "Gaia bless you". I screwed up my face in a frown and said "What?" She said "Surely you realize

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was also going to be the end of the world. Only one person could save it but right now I didn't know who.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.