Gyveno kartą Zygimantas. Jis buvo uteniškis iš Ukmergės, bet po to atsirado Vilniuje. Keistas buvo Zygimanto gyvenimas. Norėjo mokytis, bet negalėjo

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I clicked my tongue. "Marcus, it really is a shame we don't hate the same people. We would have made a great team." I could see the terror in his eyes as I loaded my gun and

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Don said, "Listen Phil, here's the pitch. We go around buy up all the crap at the goodwill and then open a store and call it BigLOTS and resell the crap there." Phil blinked and

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Chloe got in the car and sighed. She hated when anyone else used her car, but I brought her some coffee which is Seattle-ese for “I love you”. Chloe had the worst driving record

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Futon Kitty thanked Professor X for the visit. Futon Kitty had much to consider regarding the X-Men and the Avengers and the so-called "War Against Relaxation". But when Pernito

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Dear Abby, I am writing to ask about my husband's fetish. He likes to have me put on heels and a chimp mask, and call him Cornelius. What does it mean? Sincerely, LessThanZira

Maria was into punk-rock,tattos and body piercing.Despite that,one day she went to the Circus,and when she laid eyes on a clown,she fell for his style.She went shopping ride away!

The Director feels like you should be more patriotic in conducting your business. The Director wants to remind you that all of your Citizen's privileges are only one red mark from

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A thousand years of war. A thousand of solitude. Immortality had exacted its price