Las montañas misteriosas, el bosque encantado y el cielo azul

Love has turned into pieces and pieces turned into dust as dust flys away love is just lost but where does it go

"Are you done yet?" Dr. Moodle asked impatiently "No," Jack yelled back, "Give me five more--ow! Son of a..." Into the hole Dr said, "You okay?" "What! Does it sound like I'm okay

The alien's name was Zippa Zappa. He was on his way to Earth to find the one true ring. Of course, this would be a journey that

As it turns out, Atlanta is overrun by zombies.

Speak power to you. You soak it up. You get higher. You're transcendent. Let go and embrace it. Flow with the Flow to where it is going. Feel good. He happy. The captain asks that

THEN: Cat's Cradle was a game for young girls with pieces of string. NOW: Xtreme KatZ Kradl is the number one competive sport on ESPN among midwest knitters. Sponsored by Red Bull

The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing" "Well I was counting the freckles on the back of Jane's neck, but theres a problem." Whats the problem? she asked. "Their moving" I said

It was an exquisite corpse. The ends were perfect from the beehive coif to the freshly french manicured toes. The only problem I could see was the middle. It needed something like

"Boop"-"Hey!"-"Boop"-"Quit it!"She waits a moment."Boop",she chirps as she pokes his nose again,then breaks out in laughter.He rolls her over,smiling,kissing her on the nose.

As I stepped out my door into the bright sunlight I couldn't believe what I saw. There it was laying in the dirt next to my garage, it was massive, it was as big as a car.

Billy Mays woke up. He throat was dry. He couldn't lift his head. That's when he felt the piano wire around his throat, the Russians told him to lay still.

After ramming the massive black dildo up my ass, I poured a glass of wine and turned on the TV -- it was "Dan Rather Reports" on HD.net.

once upon a time, había una niña muy linda y con mucho carácter que vivía debajo del puente de Santa Eulària..., nadie sabía de que se alimentaba,

Lenny Takes Over the World for the 463rd Time (MLG story) Once upon a time, for the 463rd time, Lenny decided to take over the world again. Yeah, again. With a time machine.

Yesterday Tom graduated from the city's grueling 13 week Street Sweeper boot camp. In a couple of hours he will carry his new broom & dustpan to take his place on the frontlines.

One day, Marshinassasin walked the bare bone streets of New York City after it has been plaque by the green virus. After fighting a very hard boss, he got high end knee pads.

Lego man left Legoland in search of adventure. First he visited Barbie & Ken at their Fun Holiday Dream House. Second, Lego man drove a Tonka Truck to pick up Shrinky Dinks for

The second thoughts he had after he plummeted over the Niagra Horseshoe Falls in an inflatable bouncy ball were swiftly erased by the tonnage of fresh water fast approaching.

The robots gloated electronically for years after they wiped out humanity, but one day Robo Commander X13 detected an asteroid larger than the moon hurtling toward Earth. Instant