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He was the president of the united states. He was supposed to command rooms. But what he really wanted to do was magic. He wanted to go into a press conference and say, "Ta-Da

I couldn’t afford to shut the car off and I couldn’t afford to let it run for long. Jumping out, all I could think of was missing the pickup time for lovely Jennifer and what that

The circus was like a dream to him; flaming jugglers, juggling flamers, assortment of animals and freaks alike. Maybe it was a dream? He lost the ability to tell between dream and

it was dense cloudy with light drizzle. sudenly , ursula had this nagging feeling that

Whoouh. I pushed back from the delivery Chinese-splattered table, grabbed a fortune cookie and limped to the couch, spent. Cracking the cookie, I pushed some shards in my mouth and

The day before my hot dog stand exploded, I had been thinking about selling the thing and getting into portable bagels. I could offer cream cheese, salmon, or just butter. But,

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ron. Ron was an elderly man who has lived an exceptional life. He filled his early years of living with extreme adventures.

I looked at my childhood home from afar. All my toys and things were being sold. My mom cried my dad clenched his fists I wish I could comfort them but I couldn't cause I was dead

but then I was never one to refuse a dame in trouble - even if that trouble was Danny Demore. Crime lord? Yeah I guess that's one way of saying it - if you're a euphemistic bastard

One morning when I woke up, I opened my eyes and looked to my left. What I saw was crazy, well more so that it shocked me and scared me to death. This thing that was next to me was

A woman who sleeps til half past two then wakes up tired? Whaddaya do? With a woman who sleeps like

My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided

An invisible hand tapped my shoulder. "If you're feeling down, buy stuff," it spake. Come to think of it, my wad of numbered paper was way less gratifying than a burrito. The Hand

Ants, so far, outlive us, we shan't likely outlive them, but owing to the obvious differences in scale, we can hardly be said to be leading lives commensurate with those of ants.

Hippos stormed the castle.

as i was walking to my friends house, i noticed that someone was following me. I wanted to turn around but i was scared so i started to run, I ran and ran till i ran out of breath

My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live

It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.

The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to