I was reading a book when I heard a wailing siren. I looked out my window and saw utter chaos. I looked into the sky and saw five planes streaking overhead in perfect formation.

I realized I might have been connecting the dots wrong, so I checked myself into the Bastille to stew in my paranoia. Luckily they had a dank, dark cell on the lowest level, where

Anthony wondered why the lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing, rocking back and forth in their

She was beautiful. She was divine. She was the love of his life. And he wasn't allowed 100 meters of her.

The end of the world hadn't come, Jimmy looked at his watch, then at the other people waiting for the Mayan spaceship, or was it the Annunaki? He couln't remember, he felt betrayed

He mesmerized her with his eyes. Her mouth slackened. His yellowish nails grew from his gnarled cuticles. He pulled at the air and she lifted up, the power dragged her to him where

I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!

The kombucha queen drank her last kombucha on June 20th. The cases she had bought at Whole Foods were so famous she annoyed the cashiers. "Here she comes!', cashier #1 said.

Ted said, "Goodnight." Closed the door. Went to his closet and opened it. Red eyes gleamed in the dark. He shoved the coats aside. The vampire was bolted to the wall and hissed

When you die, is it better to be an accountant in the mashes of Yuutan Bay's Blue Plate Special or is it better to be the ass end of a black ops mission that was going South so fas

the golden sun dipped below the horizon, staining the whole sky deep purple. Sally was getting nervous. she was afraid of what happens to girls alone in the big city after dark.

He was in the Latino Law Bar Association and worked as a deputy DA. Every morning he was hung over and every night he was coked up. Such is the life of a man who

And there she was she ruined 6 years of my life and now she asks for this?

"Top Ten List of Candid Questions to Super Heroes and Their Even More Candid Answers"10)--For The Hulk:Is your poop ever green?--Like the rain forest!

I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.

At school they sat next to each other, but what he didn't know what that she loved him, very much, she never had the guts to tell him but she did. One day while they were walking

At exactly six o’clock, the music stopped then both silence and excitement swept the hall. At the top of the silver staircase,

Once upon a time, there are a really bad monkey, a bear and a bird.

It is the morning of Oct.12, and the clock is striking seven. As usual, I'm at the center of this city - Intersection 24. "This section has been blocked..." A big loudspeaker on a

"Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not sneeze." [Urrrpppp] "No, no, no. COUGH!" [Phffttttttttttt] "Dammit!" Dr. Wife threw her stethoscope on the coffee table, irritated by her