The gun in Lucy's pocket seemed to grow heavier as she drew it out of her pocket and aimed it at the Prime Minister. It's just a job, she thought as she pulled the trigger, not my

Let me get this straight. You believe the universe was created 6000 years ago to look just like it was created 12 billion years ago and the evidence of evolution is just a test of

"Hello? Tech Support? FoldingStory keeps having Internal Errors whenever I try to add a fold. It's really annoying. If you could fix that, that would be greeeaatt...."

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.

"Shaking my chicken sauce, shaking my chicken sauce..."

The premise of my new poem 'After the Next Word: Nothing' is a complete lie and we all know it but you're going to buy it anyway. I really need the money. Boats are not free.

One night around Thanksgiving, feeling randy and loving life, we removed a motorized shopping cart from schnucks and rode it home. We had plans to Bling it out & painted it Gold.

Nobody knows how Saturn got its rings. But I have a theory.

In all my years, I don't recall any good thing ever happening to me. I sold all of my happy memories for an express flight back to Earth. It wasn't easy. The blue-skinned girl said

Raindrops tapped against the windshield as Paul sat in the driver's seat, lost in thought. Why had the Priestess asked him to lead the ritual? He was a new initiate. He hoped

C'est décidé, cette fois s'en est trop. Je prends mes tics et mon trac, balance quelques cailloux dans mon sac us et

Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London for a week

I looked at the little human between my arms, it was my job to give them a name and yet i didn't know . it started crying, I think because I hadn't given it a name,the nurse told

Faster than a speeding photon. Less massive than a electron. Able to pass through a million lightyears of lead without interacting. Is it quark? Is it a WIMP? No its Capt Neutrino!

The moment that 4D4M cannibalized a spare rib from his abdominal enclosure to clone an assistant entity with which to evolve upon this new world, this paradise. For the best gene

"hello and welcome to this years spaghetti eating challenge!"

After I moved to Heaven I had high hopes. Well, let me tell you that even in death, the saying "Life sucks, don't be fooled by location changes" still applies.

Marta told the onion her secret wish. Baba Grozna explained: "The layers represent spheres of influence, levels of understanding, and even revelations." But when they sliced

It was in the days of junkfood prohibition. Ed was crossing the canadian border with a duffle full of twinkies made to look like bananas. The twinkies highly prized on the black

The empty water bottle sat on my desk as I hungered for more water, slowly watching the clock tick away the minutes of the day.