Sarah Lanecrush was meanest girl that ever

Sarah Lanecrush was meanest girl that ever existed in Orange County. Her only friends were people that she'd impaled on her bitchy conversations and still writhed in pain

from Sarah toying with their emotions. She once told her best friend Mercedes that she'd been conceived in the back of a C-class Benz, which was practically a base model. Mercedes

was wondering how could Sarah know about this,since her BFF and her were basicaly the same age.Mercedes confronted her and learned she was not to be trusted:she had an affair with

her socks still on. This was VERY uncharacteristic for Sarah, who always preferred her partners to wear the socks. Mercedes was still in shock and wondered what would happen if she

she took off just one sock. Mercedez slowly slipped the sock off Sarah's left foot. As she did Sarah's eyes fluttered-her vision became a divine kaleidoscope of color. She moaned

in pain bc Mercedez accidentally stepped on her foot, while he was trying to be all suave w/the sock removal. Apparently's Mercedez weightloss plan isnt working, bc he ended up bre

aking her foot. She tried to hold in her screams, but still fell to the ground in pain. Mercedez, out of breathe, apologized. She looked up at him said "the dance must go on."

His other personality took over at that moment -- the sadistic one -- and he replied, "I don't care if both of your feet are broken. Get up NOW & dance anyway." Mercedez writhed

about the dance floor while the band played "Take...these broken feet...& learn to dance again..." At some point Mercedez decided she wasn't really a masochist and the sadist could

find somewhere else to stick that rusty rake. Yes, Mercedez copped out, and in reality, what she'd done was a lie. She lied about being a masochist. Or a square dancer.