My name is Joe. I have three nipples. Sometimes I'm ashamed when I have to go to the public pool. Sometimes I enjoy the attention. But what I like most of all is the

Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums; concurrently, a heavy rain fell. "Ugh, I hate when Mother Nature one-ups me," Stella thought. She revved up the power washer

I went for a walk this morning. The air was crisp and bright and 36 degrees. The upper layer of soil had lifted due to the frost. My steps crushed the soil with a crunching sound.

I met Stalin and Roosevelt at the party. There they were at the punch bowl with Adolph. I told them I didn't trust him and they said, "Oh honestly, Winston, who DO you like?"

Beryl needed more drama in her life. As a meteorologist, she was fed up with saying there'd be winds 'from the North' that'd be 'cold'. "It's a POLAR VORTEX!" she yelled.

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!

King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is one way to liven up a meeting." Sir Lancelot

It was an amazing morning and everything was going out fine in my morning walks.Then from the no where someone pops out saying, " Hi Rachel, how are you?" The worst thing is that

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold.Who am I?

With darkness approaching, I knew that I only had a few minutes to make my decision. If I chose wrong, my life might never be the same. I reached my hand forward and selected

Its been over 20 years since, I stuck the stick in that wonderful pink powder, but even now as I get ready to dip it for the first time I can feel my mouth puckering in

One day, while a young girl was on vacation, she and her family went swimming in the Ocean. Suddenly, a whirlpool began to drag her down. In a panic, she

In the undergrowth of New Zealand's forests the flightless Kiwi hid from feral cats. It seemed doomed to extinction until New Zealand outlawed all cats. Cat owners were required to

I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today.

I do think the sex thoughts kind of compensate for my lack of connection to the physical realm, as my conscience mind spends a lot of time in the etheric and astral realms.

THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG SToRy eVeR...

(was thinking of starting a dd/lg based book, would anyone be interested in helping?)

The dog sat in the cage. Dogs were barking and whining. He noticed that a dog shaking in the corner of his cage. This car trip was supposed to be fun. The teary family left him.

so i'm sitting here, in front of the computer

Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo mandó a la peluquería a cortarse el pelo y el no quiso ir, desde entonces lleva el pelo largo y despeinado...