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They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard, but were interrupted in Galveston when, stopping for gas, they were accosted by a man selling squirrel ambergris and subsequently
Finished
2016-09-22 23:53:12
Took
3 years, 168 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes
48
Willow, Yentna, Skwentna, Finger, Rainy, Ronin, Niki, McGrath, Tako, Ophir, Idita, Shag, Anvik, Gray, Eagle, Kaltag, Una, Shaktoo, Koyuk, Elim, Golo, Whitey & Nome were her dogs
Finished
2016-05-15 11:17:20
Took
3 years, 168 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes, 50 seconds
10
"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God
Finished
2017-01-05 15:42:59
Took
3 years, 168 days, 20 hours, 35 minutes, 43 seconds
54
The team of painters that I hired played a punch buggy variant called "punch bucket", which led to colorful misbrushings all over my living room. My dog was covered in streaks of
Finished
2016-11-08 16:56:16
Took
3 years, 168 days, 20 hours, 51 minutes, 46 seconds
17
I wonder how many fingernails sit undigested in my stomach from all the times I absently gnawed them from my fingers? I'm certainly adding to the collection right now...Waiting for
Finished
2015-02-04 14:53:44
Took
3 years, 169 days, 1 hour, 24 minutes, 48 seconds
38
If recent history is a decent indicator, my day will probably go something like this: Wake up to kids fighting. Yell at them until they eat their cereal. Drive older boy to school,
Finished
2016-08-29 00:25:36
Took
3 years, 169 days, 9 hours, 47 minutes, 36 seconds
52
Writing stories is like giving birth. Some stories slip out nice& easy. Others need a bit of pain medication & some pushing. Still others require the barbaric use of forceps. This
Finished
2017-05-08 11:00:43
Took
3 years, 169 days, 10 hours, 22 minutes, 53 seconds
14
"Diaries are kept by men: strong brushstrokes on smooth mulberry paper, gathered into sheaves and tied with ribbon and placed in a lacquered box."
Finished
2016-07-20 00:23:24
Took
3 years, 169 days, 10 hours, 58 minutes, 35 seconds
16
Dear Abby, Why does my Venus Flytrap plant keep grabbing at the zipper on my trousers? - Baffled Botanist in Boston
Finished
2015-11-22 14:44:34
Took
3 years, 169 days, 17 hours, 46 minutes, 1 second
19
The sound that came from the loudspeakers started to feel like a stream of happiness, honey and marshmallows, and It was flowing directly into my thirsty ears. That was no "aspirin
Finished
2016-05-05 07:51:58
Took
3 years, 169 days, 20 hours, 48 minutes, 23 seconds
68
I shrugged with every fiber of my being.. Finally the big fat hairy smelly sweaty greasy carbuncle-covered weight was off my shoulders.
Finished
2016-10-13 17:21:02
Took
3 years, 169 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes, 2 seconds
10
The Monroes were a strange family. We called them the 'Munsters'. They had a zombie doorstop that tried to grab you when you rang their skull knocker. But a dare was a dare
Finished
2016-04-21 12:35:00
Took
3 years, 169 days, 22 hours, 47 minutes, 1 second
13
You complain about the rain, but secretly, you adore it.
Finished
2016-09-28 14:27:34
Took
3 years, 170 days, 5 minutes, 47 seconds
26
And might come potatoes not with rain, though. This is enevitably four for five wouldn't, alas, mixed toasts have rights. But on the bean with the rain is not what was thought by
Finished
2018-09-03 15:39:54
Took
3 years, 170 days, 1 hour, 11 minutes, 33 seconds
23
She goes crazy for Gomez's hamburger.
Finished
2016-09-22 22:35:18
Took
3 years, 170 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, 17 seconds
14
Ginger didn't fit in to the cogwheel community of Meticulotopia, from her red locks & freckles to her bare feet. One day she stole a pony and rode to the land of floating hillocks
Finished
2016-06-24 01:57:37
Took
3 years, 170 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, 54 seconds
28
To be immortal, Anna tried to reduce herself to something abstract: 13. You can't kill 13. Anna walked under ladders on Fridays, then broke mirrors with black cats, but that caused
Finished
2017-02-08 07:37:39
Took
3 years, 170 days, 15 hours, 51 minutes, 7 seconds
76
The crowded cheered and he basked in the glow of success. When they started chanting "speech speech" his handlers tried moving him off the balcony, but it was too late: "My fellow
Finished
2015-02-23 12:26:01
Took
3 years, 170 days, 18 hours, 52 minutes, 55 seconds
31
I carefully carried the moonbeams home in my bra. After a night out swinging on a star I found the moonbeam in a jar. I considered feeding the moonbeams to my fish but
Finished
2016-07-27 23:58:12
Took
3 years, 171 days, 3 hours, 38 minutes, 7 seconds
40
I picked up my dark shallow mind from staring at the floor, just to find my enemy hoovering me. I should've never told her mother that she
Finished
2016-10-12 20:16:54
Took
3 years, 171 days, 4 hours, 13 minutes, 1 second
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