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Weeks before Christmas, I was still clueless on what to get my wife. My plan to secure a rare bottle of Pizza Hut Perfume, so she could smell like fresh bread and spices failed me.
Finished
2016-05-18 15:52:15
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3 years, 164 days, 1 hour, 54 minutes, 57 seconds
29
Stan, Hell's silliest little demon, decided to take a vacation off from work. But the little silliest demon had not a clue where to go on vacation to! This was a pickle.
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2017-01-21 00:30:05
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3 years, 164 days, 2 hours, 52 minutes, 23 seconds
52
"Grandpa, did you ever have sex?" "Well, Willie, if remember correctly the last time I wet my whistle it was at the drive-in.about 1955 with your Grandma during..." "Wiillard, shut
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2018-01-29 00:19:31
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3 years, 164 days, 4 hours, 53 minutes, 44 seconds
18
To-do list: 1.Start doing a list hoping it will go somewhere nice and become something.
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2022-12-09 02:19:15
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3 years, 164 days, 7 hours, 10 minutes, 59 seconds
27
Let's talk about things taken out of context for a second. For example, if you were employed, & your paid job was to blow on a fire to keep it stoked, would you say you had a good
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2017-02-08 07:28:14
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3 years, 164 days, 12 hours, 11 minutes, 16 seconds
44
Tuesday book store from a parallel universe popped into existence near work. I went in to peruse their wares, books such as Salmon Rustie's "The Slavonic Purses", "The Unbearable
Finished
2016-10-07 12:38:47
Took
3 years, 164 days, 19 hours, 38 minutes, 19 seconds
33
In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting
Finished
2016-09-28 14:14:58
Took
3 years, 164 days, 19 hours, 53 minutes
20
"It's a show about a guy who leaps into different bodies... I've called it Quantum Leap." I said. The TV execs eyed me suspiciously like they'd heard it all before. "It's new...
Finished
2016-07-02 20:06:23
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3 years, 165 days, 2 hours, 11 minutes, 25 seconds
9
I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a
Finished
2023-10-08 06:04:19
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3 years, 165 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes, 43 seconds
50
During the school holidays Uncle Benny took his nephews and nieces to Pissweak World. At Pissweak world the attractions consisted of
Finished
2016-05-10 16:10:34
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3 years, 165 days, 19 hours, 30 minutes, 42 seconds
18
I'd agreed to give up my independence to be a part of the historic Human Supercomputer project. Our brains were linked together in series and questions were fed into our cortex.
Finished
2016-08-04 11:26:23
Took
3 years, 165 days, 20 hours, 15 minutes, 59 seconds
60
"Calories should be conserved, not wasted! Always take the elevator. Use a drive-in or have food delivered." Big Bob lowered the remote. Adi Johnson's late night infomercial
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2016-12-07 17:14:49
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3 years, 165 days, 23 hours, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
28
Tiffany's nails were getting quite badly scuffed, still she had no option but to try and make herself as small as possible and just hold on, not for the first time that day did she
Finished
2017-08-04 11:18:39
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3 years, 166 days, 6 hours, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
23
"Hi Mo, I'd like a special. Can you mix up 1 finger each of Pernod, Jagermeister, Robitussin, & Bacardi 151 and light it?" "Sure, you want that with a Azodicarbonamide sandwich?"
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2016-05-25 11:35:31
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3 years, 166 days, 16 hours, 28 minutes, 29 seconds
11
Would you rather produce earwax so quickly it falls out of your ears every minute OR have a constant "wet spot" in the crotch of your pants?
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2016-08-03 17:04:21
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3 years, 166 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, 14 seconds
54
I poured my heart into that letter. Didn't hold back a thing and it scared me to death. I folded it up into a paper airplane and sent it across the pond. It arrived
Finished
2017-08-06 11:32:24
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3 years, 166 days, 20 hours, 46 minutes, 28 seconds
44
The calliope stopped playing. They turned their red noses to the batwing doors. A buffoon snarled, "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring a creampie to a seltzer fight?"
Finished
2015-02-03 15:18:06
Took
3 years, 167 days, 19 hours, 39 minutes, 5 seconds
17
I attached this roller skate to this severed triceratops head precisely for an event such as this. Why it's perfect for
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2016-07-13 17:23:58
Took
3 years, 167 days, 21 hours, 43 seconds
35
Time to start. Pencils - check. Scrap paper - check. Form 1040A and instructions - check. 3d6 - check. Set of miniatures and map board - check. Box of Girl Scout cookies -
Finished
2016-07-08 15:11:52
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3 years, 167 days, 22 hours, 1 minute, 15 seconds
23
The police broke into what they thought was a meth lab, but were surprised to find a guy in dark blue robes and a pointy hat holding a glowing alembic. "The Philosopher's
Finished
2016-07-20 13:18:15
Took
3 years, 168 days, 2 hours, 6 minutes, 26 seconds
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