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Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the fridge and hoped something survived. This will be day my hard drive died. The hot weather has not made it any better for it to survive.
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2017-09-15 13:49:45
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4 years, 285 days, 9 hours, 56 minutes, 24 seconds
32
Der gestiefelter Slyvesterkater kam bei mir am 1. Janner zu Besuch. Mit einem Blechtrommelsolo erweckte er mich aus meinem Dornrösschenschlaf. "Ein Königreich für Oropax!" rief ich
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2016-10-08 08:58:19
Took
4 years, 286 days, 21 hours, 28 minutes, 4 seconds
55
"Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink."..."Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink." She hesitated. She hadn't called
Finished
2016-08-12 18:42:22
Took
4 years, 288 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, 3 seconds
24
Don't worry, she will be safe with the fairies.
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2020-09-19 14:27:44
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4 years, 288 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes, 7 seconds
19
I'd worked my way from snails up to frogs legs. My friend Gaston smiled winningly."It tastes best raw. Cooking ze Foie Gras eez tragique". I swallowed. Next stop the parasitologist
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2016-06-14 21:34:01
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4 years, 289 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes, 46 seconds
30
"Look, I already told you, I'M NOT PUTTING IT BACK ON!" I shouted at Colonel Stafford. She looked appalled. "I never wanted to be a part of all this! YOU forced me into it!"
Finished
2017-08-24 18:27:18
Took
4 years, 289 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes, 25 seconds
41
Her eyes lit up as she unwrapped the cologne. "Oh, Roger!" But a few spritzes left her speechless. It smelled like kerosene with a top note of flea spray. She tried to maintain
Finished
2016-10-12 17:09:37
Took
4 years, 289 days, 4 hours, 54 minutes, 12 seconds
23
I did 2 push ups, she wasn't impressed. So i beat her in a video game. She still wasn't impressed. So then I got online and ordered her roses, but she yawned. So I gave her an
Finished
2017-05-15 01:35:22
Took
4 years, 292 days, 3 hours, 57 minutes, 27 seconds
32
My brother is a wizard. He only knows two spells, but they are very useful. The first spell allows him to be invisible and the second spell
Finished
2016-12-10 17:24:57
Took
4 years, 292 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes, 12 seconds
16
The green people were notorious for stealing tea from the aquamarine people. the aquamarine people considered themselves vastly superior to the orange people. The orange people
Finished
2017-05-19 01:32:30
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4 years, 293 days, 3 hours, 10 minutes, 18 seconds
32
The IKEA was the final battle ground of the Second American Civil War. The Liberal Collective stock piled their supplies there. The Conservative Reformationists planned to capture
Finished
2017-05-19 17:38:08
Took
4 years, 293 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes, 5 seconds
38
Her toes hurt like hell...She needed new point shoes.That was that,she would not go on stage unless they gave her new blocks.She wiped out the blood and
Finished
2017-08-23 12:58:16
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4 years, 294 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes, 32 seconds
43
I should have filled my summer house with crack cocaine and pimp tattoo sex freaks. I called my real estate agent and proposed
Finished
2018-09-26 21:45:57
Took
4 years, 295 days, 3 hours, 54 minutes, 59 seconds
40
He said "It seems impossible that after only three days I have fallen for you and can't imagine my life without you" She said,
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2017-05-19 21:01:08
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4 years, 295 days, 12 hours, 41 minutes, 12 seconds
30
At last I am truly satisfied. I have achieved cheesefulness. I am one with the cheese. I live cheese. I am cheese. These were the famous words spoken by the great
Finished
2016-08-27 06:10:26
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4 years, 295 days, 14 hours, 43 minutes, 51 seconds
35
The bunch of bananas winced collectively after being dropped unceremoniously in the middle of the pineapple bin. It wasn't easy being green.
Finished
2019-03-10 12:44:31
Took
4 years, 295 days, 19 hours, 36 minutes, 9 seconds
31
AnneMarie,dancer at L'OperaBallet,Paris where students are called"little mice",had a rat phobia.Almost impossible to her to say yes to the part on TheNutcracker."Mice King my ass!"
Finished
2016-08-13 18:55:04
Took
4 years, 296 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, 46 seconds
39
The dark blue curtains parted and a voice off stage said "In the beginning was the word..." "I knew it!" yelled a humanities major in the audience. An irate science major threw
Finished
2017-05-19 17:48:12
Took
4 years, 296 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes, 46 seconds
46
Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The church organist was in need of a tune up when she reached out for the keyboard and found it was a BLANK"
Finished
2016-12-09 11:17:20
Took
4 years, 296 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
21
The nematodes had taken infiltrated his brain. Slipping past each other like passengers in a bus station. But they were sonic worms. Able to
Finished
2016-12-05 05:07:22
Took
4 years, 297 days, 4 hours, 22 minutes, 12 seconds
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